The Phone Courtesan

August 12, 2010, 11:07 pm
Filed under: Sex is a Conversation | Tags: , ,

Eve. You silly girl. If only you . . .

The apple tree in my front yard has gone insane this year. Over the last two weeks, I have taken in about 60 apples a day. I have dried them, frozen them, baked them and jammed them. I have baked pies, german apple cakes and tarts. I have made applesauce and apple butter.

I have dominated that damn apple tree. = ) I say that with a happy, albeit tired, but very grateful heart. The apples are sweet, tart, crisp, greens and reds. Each apple is layered with a variety of flavors.

Oh Eve, why did you let that one apple frighten you? That damn serpent. You should have done something to each and every one of those apples.

If only you . . . had controlled the forbidden fruits, instead of the other way around.

What a different legacy you would have left for women.

These damn apples. = )

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