The Phone Courtesan

Everything’s Coming Up . . .
May 31, 2011, 7:59 pm
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. . . well, no roses, but lots of kale, spinach, lettuce, beans, onions and tons of other veggies and herbs.

Yes, I was speaking of the garden, as it is my sanctuary. However, being the month of May full of extra masturbation, I am hopeful that other things popped up too – for some sunshine, fresh air and a good flexing of the muscles. Yes, I do mean your cock.

Being as this is a blog used primarily for sexual thoughts, I suspect thoughts of gardening are not high on the list. But, as I have written before, I find gardening very sensual and erotic. So, here are some sexy pictures.

May 24, 2011, 7:15 am
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Yes, it is still the magical month of May, embracing masturbation.

So, what are some things you think about when you masturbate?

A Life of its Own

I would imagine that since we are all adults now, that you have all ready known this about your cock for a long time. I find your cock fascinating to watch. And, in the beginning it had to have been fascinating for you too. Yet, I can only imagine how many inopportune times that your cock really took on a life of its own.

While you are getting aroused and hard, that is how it looks to me. It is as if your cock is a separate entity, a body part demanding equal attention and respect. It has needs that can override all thoughts and processing. If it is perhaps one of those inopportune times, you can usually eventually divert its attention, with promises to come out and play at a later time.

When you finally can allow your cock to become hard and receive the recognition it is demanding, how alluring and enticing he becomes. It begs for your mindful diligence, your guidance, your direction.

At least you think you are the one steering the hardness, but in reality your cock is proving once again that it has a life of its own.

The Timing
May 14, 2011, 11:09 am
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The timing of your masturbation? Is it just when the mood strikes you? Sadly, I suspect we don’t always have that kind of availability in our lives.

Are weekends the best time for you? Is it during week? And would it be days, evenings or mornings?

The Weather
May 13, 2011, 9:39 pm
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A warm breezy sunshine day. A cold dark rainy day. A snowy cold day. A brisk fall day.

Just wondering, if when you feel the need to masturbate, does the weather make any difference to your mood?

The Weekend
May 7, 2011, 7:44 am
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Saturday and Sunday.

There is such a different feel to our time when it is the weekend.

Perhaps you get to linger a little longer in bed in the morning. Perhaps you can lay on the couch and relax in the afternoon. Perhaps you can lay outside in a hammock and relax.

The weekend will often allow us to feel we can stop our regular pace and relax, hence we can feel more inclined to accept the sexual feeling to cum through.

Yes, the weekend. Let yourself just relax and enjoy some quiet sexy private time. Allow yourself to become rock hard, and play with your cock. You know what I mean. Tease yourself into a hardness, even letting the hardness subside, and perhaps doing that a few times – until you just can’t wait any longer and then need to really stroke and pump on that beautiful hard erect cock you have developed.

Allow your body to enjoy your weekend.

After all, it is the month of May.

Your Physiological Phenomenon
May 6, 2011, 10:02 am
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That is what wikipedia called it –

Penile erection is a physiological phenomenon where the penis becomes enlarged and firm. Penile erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is usually, though not exclusively, associated with sexual arousal. Penile erection can also occur due to a full urinary bladder. In some males, erection can occur spontaneously at any time of day, and is known as nocturnal penile tumescence when occurring during rapid eye movement sleep.

I guess I should watch for your eye movement while you are sleeping. =)

Well, as long as you are hard, you might as well masturbate.