The Phone Courtesan

The View From My Front Porch
September 27, 2012, 9:41 pm
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There is a huge black spider web and a tremendously large black spider hovering on the side of my porch wall. I have ghosts hanging, there are various kinds and colors of pumpkins – 15 or so in all lining beautifully around the garden path, while one pumpkin is in a small pirate costume, another pumpkin is in his little Dracula costume. I have four pumpkins that are hallowed out planters filled with plants and Wanda the Witch is in her own mini white wicker chair on the front porch with a basket of gourds on the small table above her. And quietly sleeping in a very special brown box awaiting Hallow’s Eve, lies the zombie who will grab toward the unsuspecting child who wanders too closely, and should they finally reach their destination of the front porch to get their reward of goodies they will make the tall witch in the corner cackle. And all the while the other hanging ghost will be moaning with eyes that will change color while the creepy fog fills the air and causes the stir of confusion to reign.

Yes, I love autumn and Halloween is one of my favorite consumer holidays. Thanksgiving however, being my all time favorite holiday.

I am most excited to use the fog machine. It feels childish to even say that, but I am looking forward to seeing it in action on Halloween night. Halloween is supposed to bring out childlike behavior. I think I am going to be a witch, dressed in black. Surprise!

I just might put some pictures of my pumpkins on here . . . now isn’t that a sexy thought?

My “Job”
September 23, 2012, 10:41 am
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How fucking lucky am I when I am at “work”?

I get to know you, enjoy you, feel with you all of your sexy ways, take you to your edges, let you take me to my edges, and we get to be as together as it can possibly feel.

And I get to cum!

Damn!! I fucking love my work!!!

Here’s To Following Your Dreams
September 5, 2012, 9:28 pm
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The scariest moment is always just before you start.  ~ Stephen King


Do you have a dream? I realize that accomplishing our dreams may not be the most sexual of topics. In the long run it could be and it might even lead to a better sex life.

We all have goals and dreams. Being adults we find that most of the moments in our lives are filled to the brim with all of the have to responsibilities, and taking care of others. In some cases life can suck the life out of you. I say that tongue in cheek, because being responsible people, we do the right things because that is the right thing to do. Not only that, and not because we are looking for sainthood, but because we have to look in the mirror at us. The real us.

Now, having declared all of that serious boring stuff – know that from the bottom of my heart I am extremely happy with my life and life choices, just as much as you are with yours. I have learned to never say never. Ahh, a true sign of an older wiser woman.

I have always called my ‘work’, my chosen profession. I am so lucky to be able to have so many of my own needs met, while we are working together on your needs and desires.

How lucky that we are able to follow our dreams. In the beginning of my blog believe I wrote about this years ago, and now I am pursuing that dream.

While I find that my time has been a bit more complicated, I am so sorry that it had made our time together harder to plan for and more difficult for our spontaneous moments. I believe that while things are happily busy for me, I am finally at that point of being a bit more under control. Now I jinxed it. Even before my upheaval a few months ago, I wasn’t, nor could I be available for everyone every time. There is only one of me after all. But, I do know that I have missed a great many opportunities to be with some of you. They say it is all in the timing, and boy can that be true. I apologize. You and your needs are never far from my thoughts. And honestly, the connections we  have made together, has many a time and on many levels  kept me going. For that, I thank you.

Now, back to following our dreams leading to a better sex life. Obviously when things are well with us, we have better sex. We feel better, we are happier, we are relaxed. I am happy that you allow me the privilege of being there for you during your good times and bad times. You are also there for me, during my good times and bad times.

We are all living a real life. It has joys, sorrows, ups and downs. Life is messy and life is complicated. We are busy, and we are stressed. However, life is simply amazing. It is just what you make it. There is a price to pay when following your dreams, and not just financial.

If you are given a moment of clarity and a chance to follow your dream, do you? Should you? It is all in the timing. But if you find that you have been given that opportunity, I hope you do have the courage, and I hope it works out for you.

I am looking forward to our having time together again. I promise, I did not forget about you.

Thank you for your patience. Thank you for not forgetting about me.