The Phone Courtesan

Valentines Day
February 16, 2013, 6:55 am
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Well done to me! Damn!

Valentines has cum and gone, yes – pun intended. I had so intended to write on that day of all days. But alas, real life as I always say, does seem to find ways to interfere.

No, we are not Valentines per say. Allow me to explain. I believe that those who touch our lives, become entangled wit us forever. You may cum and go, we may part forever, but we have touched. Therefor, I wish you a Happy Valentines Day. My most sincere wish is for you to be good to your heart. While we are all getting older and there is that awful reality of good fats, bad cholesterol and cardio work outs, I sincerely do wish you good heart health. My own father has had many heart attacks and two open heart surgeries. That is one of the biggest reasons I became vegan. My blood work shows that for a woman of my age, boy I hate that term, my cholesterol is that of a 25 year old. Of course something else will get me, but I feel I made the right healthy heart choice for me.

The ‘other’ wish of mine for you, in being good to your heart, is not only the physical aspect of heart health, but the other important one. Your emotional heart. The one you carry through your life’s journeys. Be good to that heart. We must make the choices that bring that heart happiness. Life is short my dear ones. Seize the moments and opportunities you keep putting off until, …’later’. Take the chances, make the changes, and be brave. Sadly we all know the toxic people we have in our lives. They can drain your life’s blood from you. They put stress on your heart. While there are toxic people are in our lives we cannot always rid ourselves of them. I know. But I urge you, to take a moment for you.

I care about you, and I care for you.

I do hope your Valentines was full of sweet moments. And please, take very good care of your heart.

What Makes You Happy?
February 10, 2013, 7:07 am
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That is the first thing I read when I opened my new box.

I received an email and I have been asked to review a product. So, I said sure. It actually sounded fun to be able to try a new kind of vibrator that I honestly had never used before. Who wouldn’t say yes to that offer?

First things first. The box came very discreetly labeled and very plain Jane. That I liked. It’s not that I am embarrassed to receive a stimulating package, but frankly it is not the business of any one else if I do.

Opening the box, I found a very smartly and classy wrapped gift, for me. I actually felt like I was opening a present. The packaging was very nice. Bold feminine colors, just like I like.

Now, how much fun did I have with my new toy?

My package arrived before Christmas, but I wanted to spend a little time with it to see if I really liked it. I wanted to see if it felt good, fit me, fit my needs, and I could enjoy it during my own ‘me’ time, and enjoy it if I am spending time with you. Happily this little gem fit my requirements perfectly. It did fit my body. It did allow me to enjoy some much needed quality ‘me’ time. It came as a pretty gift for me, and it made me feel fabulous.

I know it might sound a little crazy, but I not only on occasion will masturbate with you, but I do enjoy masturbating all by myself. I realize that sounds like all I do is masturbate all day! Truly not the case. I live a busy life like all of you. There can be times when days have gone by and I have not had time to enjoy such solitary hedonistic pleasures. And as I have said many times, I need to take my own advice I share with you. When we masturbate, it is not always about sexual pleasure and release. It is mostly about relaxing, and releasing stress. Our whole body and psyche will react to an orgasm. It rejuvenates our soul when we cum. So bottom line, I think we should all cum as often as we can.

Having said that, try this little pleasure. Yes, possibly for yourself, or as a gift for someone you want to see masturbating more often too.