The Phone Courtesan

Talk About Hot Peppers. Note To Self…
August 22, 2014, 10:40 pm
Filed under: Sex is a Conversation

Before I masturbate, I must either wait a bit, or remember to wear those damn little white gloves when I am picking and processing my peppers. Surprise, surprise.

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The tingle tells you it’s working.

Comment by Pee Pee Boy

Very funny. 🙂

Comment by Kris

What a great visual here, Kris. Both of you masturbating & wearing little white gloves when you “pick & process” a “pepper”, a large one I ass-ume?

Big Jimbo

Comment by Big Jimbo

You too. Very funny. 🙂

Comment by Kris

Oh God.I never thought of that.You must have had one of those sensual impulses straight from the garden,when you felt earthy,and wanted a sexy raw experience.You got more than you bargained for.What a fun post Kris.

Comment by Rod

Ever tried a Hitachi magic wand? The handle is far enough from your goodies that it doesn’t really matter whether any pepper residue clings to your fingers. Plus, you’ll cum like a motherfucker (pardon the vulgarity).

Comment by Justin Gustainis

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