The Phone Courtesan

Real Life
July 23, 2014, 3:21 pm
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My oh my, but if we, OK I, could just live in the world of fantasy. You can make up your own rules, and no one gets hurt nor feels pain – unless wanted of course.

Your needed and desired lovers as if by your simply imagining them, they appear to care for you on command. Or they allow you to care for them, sweetly or harshly as my mood will dictate, but always allowing me my much needed and hungry outlets to be appeased.

Yes, real life. While it does allow for wonderful experiences, it can also carry with it many challenges.

I do miss my freedom and my availabilities to you, and our desires of the moment. Hence I always called your needs, the impulse of the cock. Eerily they always seemed to match my needs at any given moment.

My sincere apologies that I have had to answer the calls of real life on a much more continuous basis than I am able to answer your calls. I have not quit, stopped, grown tired, nor am I ignoring anyone. As they say, it is all in the timing. I have been able to speak with many, and yet for two or three nights or days, while no one calls, then it seems that all hell breaks loose…and all are in need at once. Such is the luck of the dice.

Know I am still here. Know that I want you. Know that I too still need this. Perhaps it is now more than ever, that I have the deeper need for your contact. But, when I am free, I cannot reach out to you. I must wait until I am asked for, and I hope that the erotic timing is in our favor.

I am sorry for any frustrations, other than those planned, that I have caused. You are very important to me, and I know that you know that.

Woody Allen
August 25, 2011, 9:22 am
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“Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love.” ~ Woody Allen

This makes me smile.

The Release
February 20, 2011, 6:04 pm
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The release of a huge self induced orgasm has nothing to do with sex, and yet it has everything to do with sex.

Your First
November 28, 2010, 11:04 am
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Last week I attended a retirement/50th birthday party for a dear friend from junior high and high school. It was a joy seeing her again and it was awesome seeing many of our old friends from school. We have all grown up, have jobs, kids, grand kids, wives, husbands, divorces, sorrows and joys. It had been over 30 years since I had seen some of them. In every way, every single one of them was so beautiful.

There was one particular man there with his absolutely beautiful wife. He has made a very good life for himself and their family. We all hugged, talked and enjoyed our trips down memory lane. After a few drinks – he whispered in my ear that since I was his first, he wanted me to know that he Never forgot that. I was so touched. It made me blush. It’s funny – you wouldn’t believe the things I can talk about, and yet my own sexual experiences can make me blush. I have never understood that about myself. So to hear that for around a little more than 30 years later you find that you are a positive wonderful memory for someones first sexual experience, there are just no words to describe how it felt. I was honored to be held in such high regard and to always be a part of his sexual journey.

Our first is such a defining moment in our sexual journey. For good or bad, it is our sexual beginning.

So it got me thinking. Do we ever forget our first? Do you remember your first?

September 7, 2010, 11:45 pm
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Fall is definitely in the air. The mornings and the evenings are so much cooler. I just love it. You can feel the crispness in the air.

My garden has finally calmed down. However, I am not complaining. My abundant bounty has been over flowing this summer and is so delicious. It has been a bit time consuming to either freeze, can, jam, dry etc . . .
I learned that the produce does not wait for your schedule. You schedule your life around your ripening produce.

Family visitors and the summer holiday BBQ’s are mostly done.

Now perhaps I can allow myself to think about sex. = )

So many wonderful thoughts and ideas to catch up on.

June 10, 2010, 8:45 am
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~ Aphrodisiac foods in the centuries before Viagra ~

Ancient China ~~~ dried centipedes

Ancient Greece ~~~ goose tongue

Ancient Rome ~~~ onions, rotting fish

Ancient Egypt ~~~ radishes

Aztec Mexico ~~~ large quantities
of chocolate

Aboriginal Australia ~~~ raw kangaroo genitals

Now, if this doesn’t get you into the mood . . . You just don’t want to fuck badly enough.

An Afternoon in June
June 4, 2010, 3:17 pm
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It is hot. But the cool cross breeze from my two bedroom windows is so welcoming.

It is a day to enjoy my own masturbation. How incredibly decadent it feels in the middle of the day, to take off your jeans and panties, leave on your bra and t-shirt and get into bed, for the strict purpose of knowing that you are going to masturbate.

Being alone, using your favorite toys, and just needing to cum.

My god how absolutely relaxing and at the same time invigorating a good orgasm can make you feel.

Sadly May is over, but thankfully we can masturbate to our hearts content.